If Laughter IS the best medicine...
THAT'S COMEDY! ™
JOKE BOOK
The best funny your money can buy! ™ brought to you by Dean Rackley
Hi Dean,
I just wanted to let you know that your book is so funny that I had my name legally changed to "Maxi".
-- Minehaha, Sioux Falls, SC
Top 10 Reasons for buying
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK
instead of getting free jokes from the 'net.
Number 10.
Joke lists and web sites collect your email address and use it for things that aren't funny like sending you ads and stuff.
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK doesn't know your email address and wouldn't tell anyone if it did.
Number 9.
Most joke sites just cut and paste the same old jokes. Half the time they don't even correct the spelling and grammar. Then they cut and paste, cut and paste again, until all the funny falls out onto the floor.
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK starts out funny and gets better from there.
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK is professionally laid out and easy to read.
Number 7.
Free joke lists will publish anything to meet their deadline. Face it, when you have to publish every day you end up scraping the bat droppings off of the cave wall to find a good joke.
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK has over 460 PAGES of the best Little Snickers, Medium-Sized Chuckles, and Great Big Belly Laughs
Number 6.
You sometimes get some very crude jokes in the mail from lists that don't check what they're sending out.
Although THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK is certainly meant for adults, you won't find anything vulgar, gross, disgusting, racist, sexist or demeaning to anyone. These jokes are smart, not smart-ass. They know the difference between sexy and sexist, racial and racist. Or as one happy customer noted: “All Ha-Ha, no Ka-Ka." Click Here to
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Number 5.
Joke lists are put together by people you don't know.
Every joke in THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK has been vetted by Dean Rackley, comedy expert, publisher, and recognized "King of knowing a good joke when he hears one!" If it doesn't make Dean laugh, it's not funny.
Number 4.
Joke lists have no medicinal value. Real medical research, by real medical doctors (not someone who plays a doctor on TV) has shown laughter is one of the best ways to relieve stress.
Most joke lists make you chuckle, but only THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK delivers full guffaws and belly laughs that are scientifically formulated to relieve stress (umm, well, OK, maybe not, but they really are funny).
Number 3.
Joke lists only deliver... jokes (and usually poor ones at that)
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK gives you:
Rip-snortin', they're not funny until I say they're funny, hoot and holler, kick-butt JOKES that you can read any time you want to.
Number 2.
You have to wait a whole year to receive a whole year's worth of jokes from some joke list.
With THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK, you can read a few jokes every day, or spend several hours reading from start to finish. You can read a new joke a day (twice on Sunday and holidays)…AND STILL NOT FINISH THEM ALL IN A WHOLE YEAR!!!
And the #1 reason for for buying
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK
instead of getting free jokes from the 'net.
Only a cheapskate would give an email joke subscription as a gift. THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK is the perfect gift for friends, coworkers, your workout buddy, family, the garbage man, your book group, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Buy a lot of them and give them away. You'll be a hero (and we're not joking).
And if you don't think those are the 10 best reasons to buy THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK, then check this out:
All of your tree-hugging friends will respect you!
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK is an environmentally friendly digital version of a print book.
· Download and read it on your computer
· Adjust the type size to match your vision needs.
· No waiting -- Instant Gratification
· Immediate download so:
· No Shipping Costs
· No Handling Costs
· No Trips to the Bookstore
· No trees are harmed
(Of course, if you prefer to read the jokes in the bathroom, you can print a copy from your own computer. Screw the trees.)
With That's Comedy! Joke Book,
you're in charge of the laughs.
You'll laugh your face off... Guaranteed*
*Disclaimer: Please note THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK is not responsible for any medical or legal costs, nor any other costs, whatsoever, that may result from actually laughing your face off. Also, please be aware that laughing your face off solely for the purpose of disguising your identity may be a violation of the Patriot Act and could subject you to investigation by the Department of Homeland Security,
"If you don't laugh when you read
THAT'S COMEDY! then your heirs
are busy reading your will."
It's Impolite to Brag…but...
Don't take my word for the fun you'll have with That's Comedy! Take these words (and my wife)…please!
"You have out done yourself again, I'm about half way through your joke book and I am having a hard time controlling the hysterical laughter. It's well worth the money I paid for it. Keep up the great work!!!!!"
-- Thomas N.
I must admit that I felt that I was taking a chance when buying the book but I was very pleasantly surprised when I received it. It will take me ages to get through it because it's packed with great stuff! Highly recommended!
-- Rob Santamicone South Africa
This is funny as s**t - oh man... you had me rolling!
This has got to be the funniest ebook I've ever read... so funny I had tears in my eyes and my jaw still hurts from laughing so much.... "if you ever need a pick-me-up, get this book!"
-- Jim Edwards www.IGottaTellYou.com
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm now is the midst of laughing almost too hard to thank you properly. So I hope you feel thanked "cause I have to go back and get my sandwich which I just lost through my nose all over the desk.
Thanks again.
-- KCK
Dear Dean, The joke book has been beyond my high expectations. Having seen the standard of jokes in the daily newsletter, I obviously expected the book to be something out of the top drawer and you didn't disappoint. I visit it almost daily, preferring to savor, rather than behave like a complete pig and devour it all at once-would that all life's decisions were that simple. To all the doubting Thomas's out there I cannot recommend the book highly enough. The standard ranges from outstanding to pants-wetting.
-- Jonathan Tyfield Cape Town South Africa.
NO-RISK GUARANTEE OF SATISFACTION
If you don't like it… I'll give you your money back!
Guess What? I've never had to process a single refund. THAT'S how funny this book is!
You've got absolutely nothing to lose, and everything to gain. It's my own little "humanitarian effort": I've completely removed the risk from this offer to help as many laugh-starved people as I can to get the jokes they so desperately need!
THERE JUST ISN'T A FUNNIER COLLECTION OF JOKES ON THE INTERNET ANYWHERE...
AT ANY PRICE!
And by reading these jokes and lightening your spirits, you'll smile more, have less heartburn, gas, and maybe even be more fun to be around.
MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS,
BUT YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE JOKES YOU WANT FOR LESS THAN $20!
Is it possible? Could it be?
460 pages of sidesplitting, pants-wetting humor for less than $20? Believe it!!!
THAT'S COMEDY! JOKE BOOK
No shipping, no handling, no hidden charges
(No kidding!)
You're only SECONDS away from a laugh riot!
Once your order is processed through my secure server, you'll be able to immediately download and read That's Comedy!
Instant download means...
Instant Gratification! :-)
At this price, you simply can't afford not to order... What are you waiting for?
Runs on both Mac and PC
Order today and you'll be laughing before the sun comes up tomorrow!
Keep smiling!
P.S. Remember... my satisfaction-guaranteed policy protects you from EVER regretting your purchase. You've got nothing to lose, and 460 pages of jokes to gain.
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