HERE TODAY . . . GONE TOMORROW!
A "Blow out" sale, by any other name, is still a blow out sale!
Our garage sale and virtual flea market has
. . . no car and certainly no kitchen sink,
but offers tons of deep discounted jigsaw puzzles, no kiddin'!
So here it is folks, our virtual flea market of surplus merchandise, left over's, non-saleable jigsaw puzzles from times past, a plethora of "garbage" from the garage . . . that's right, stock merchandise that we couldn't con you into buying at our normally low retail prices suddenly became available at super-deflated prices, reflecting savings of 50% to 90% (well that might be somewhat of a little white lie, ya know, a bit of a stretch of the imagination, so to speak.) Either way . . . you win . . . we lose! O.K., so that's a little B.S. The truth is, that any monies that we can recoup from the poor managerial decisions of our 'toons . . . for products that didn't sell but shoulda (yea, we know ya heard that before . . . shoulda, woulda, coulda) will certainly make your shopping spree here a most enjoyable and profitable one and we'll have you wearing a smile for the rest of the day. So, in complete honesty then . . . both you'll win and we'll win! We hope that makes sense . . . no, No, NO . . . we mean dollars! Get the pixels?
Anyway, we have a finite inventory on any one particular garage sale item. The quantities available are substantially varied. We will NOT necessarily replicate these designs and/or configurations to meet future demands. But then again, my mother didn't raise no dummy . . . unless, o'course, you include my brother. (I have no sister, so he wins by default.)
Board Type Coding:
smc = smooth mounting chip, one side litho, one side book -- the board we normally use
ccnb = clay coated newsback -- dull white on the top, grey straight through
sbs = solid bleaced sulphate -- coated top surface, white straight through, uncoated white base (bottom)
metallic = non pourous metallic surface, grey middle, dull white bottom
poly = shiny (glossy) polyester surface -- only works with permanent markers or some heat transfers
Board Thickness Equivalents:
.010 = a bit thicker than a normal business card
.024 = approximately 3 business cards thick
.050 = almost 6 business cards thick
.070 = almost 8 business cards thick