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Home > Coots and Biddys Over the Hill Gifts > Coots Over the Hill Gifts
Coots Over the Hill GiftsIntroducing the hilarious Coots collection. These figurines, bobble heads, magnets and photo frames make the perfect Over the Hill gift for any Old Coot.
The truth revealed about the once thought to be mythical North American Coot:
Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.
Be sure to also see our collection of Little Old Biddys.
Hippy Couple Bobbing - Coot and Biddy
$22.99
Motor Running Couple Bobbing - Coot and Biddy
$22.99
Sexy Couple Bobbing - Coot and Biddy
$22.99
Simple Pleasures Potty Bobbing - Coots
$15.99
Full Monty Bobbing - Coots
$15.99
Exotica Bobbing - Coots
$15.99
Cuddle Bobbing - Coots
$15.99
Born to Lose Magnet - Coots
$6.99
King Coot Magnet - Coots
$6.99
Senior Citizen Discount Magnet - Coots
$6.99
Stay'n Alive Magnet - Coots
$6.99
Over the Hill Birthday Bobbing - Coots
$15.99
Still Rocks Bobbing - Coots
$13.99
A Coot and His Chair Bobbing - Coots
$15.99
You're Never Too Old - Coots
$13.99
Golfer Bobbing - Coots
$13.99
Born to Lose Bobbing - Coots
$17.99
Aging Ain't for Sissies - Coots
$13.99
Aging is a Fine Art - Coots
$13.99
Senior Citizen - Coots
$13.99
Stay'n Alive Bobbing - Coots
$15.99
Attitude Frame - Coots
$15.99
Fine Art Photo Frame - Coots
$15.99
My Little Coot Frame - Coots
$15.99